I've written a few parody songs this year which I have submitted to shows like NewsRevue and The Treason Show . Sadly, none have them made it on air so far, but I do enjoy writing them so I thought I'd share them for you to enjoy! Please be aware that the first one does contain some language that some may find offensive. ‘9 to 5’ 2020 edition (Submitted 21/05/20) *WARNING CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE* Gettin’ out ‘a bed and I head straight to the bathroom Thinkin’ ‘bout the dream where she’s wearin’ that costume And I yawn and stretch and he starts to come to life Hop in to the shower and the blood starts pumpin' Knocking one out ‘fore my first daily dumpin' Yes, folks like me are pullin’ it from 9 to 5 Wankin' 9 to 5, while the gov’ment pays my mortgage Bein’ furloughed’s fine, it's all Netflixin' and chillin' Don’t just use your mind why not buy some pornhub credit But enough so that you really don’t regret it 9 to 5, for self-love with devotion You woul