One of my favourite comedies of all time is BBC Radio 4's I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue. It is one of the most consistent programmes of any format, and it manages to elicit at least a couple of proper belly laughs from me every episode. Some of the stuff they have 'gotten away with' over the years - particularly anything relating to the mime-master general himself, Lionel Blair, is incredible and testament to the fantastic writers the show has had. The loss of Iain Pattinson earlier this year was a huge blow, as he was an outstanding writer and he will be sorely missed. I thought it was high-time I shared some of my own, 'Clue-style' efforts, enjoy! Uxbridge English Dictionary definitions Abortion – Avoid Swedish Pop Group Abundant – Damage to sweet roll Accent – Hatchet smell Accident – Hatchet-like mark on car Accidentally – Counting up the number of hatchet-like marks on a car Accommodating – Courting a punctuation mark Accountability – Dracula-li